You put the cigarette in your mouth and begin sucking on the end. Immediately,
it lights up, and you begin to savor the rich, fragrant smoke. But you don't
really get a chance to enjoy it.

"Blllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmpphhhhhhhhheeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!" is the
noise, the inexplicable sound that fills your ears. To your horror, you see
a huge, green monster flapping around the room aimlessly. Where did THAT come
from?!? The monster has short, stubby wings, like a flying squirrel, and a
weird, conical mouth shaped like a megaphone. The creature flies toward you,
and as you duck helplessly, it plucks the cigarette from your mouth. It
swoops around the room in wild patterns and loops, writing a message in the
air in cigarette smoke, then suddenly disappears into thin air, along with
your cigarette. Before the message dissapates, you get a chance to read it.

The message reads: "THE SURGEON VEEVERSEB GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT SMOKING
IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE STORY. (signed) TAL,
P^2 AND JOE VEEVERSEB. HAVE A NICE DAY!"